Son Of Dork- Ticket Outta Loserville E|---2---0-0-0------------------------------| B|-0---0-------4-0--------------------------|x4 1,2 Let’s Go! C, C/B, F, G Verse 1 C When I go to sleep I pray C/B I’m waking up to I got you babe F Like the guy from Groundhog Day G F C Just wanna live forever this way PAUSE Flash back to seventeen C/B I Got my ass kicked by the football team F Another Loser on the scene G F Editor of the chess club fanzine Pre-Chorus C C/B I asked you out for losing truth or dare F G C The guys were cracking up ‘til you said yes Chorus C C/B Pinch me, is this real? F G I’m on a one-way ticket out of loserville C Now I’m off the social flat line C/B Things are so good that I’m F G Taking down my star trek shrine C C/B And you’re more than just a valentine F You’re my ticket outta loserville C, C/B, F Verse 2 C(1 stroke) She gives me butterflies C/B F Says I’m not like all the other guys G Doesn’t care what car I drive F She still enjoys the ride C When I got to sleep I know C/B That you’ll be there tomorrow F And it gives me vertigo G F It was just a week ago that REPEAT PRE-CHORUS Chorus C C/B Pinch me, is this real? F G I’m on a one-way ticket out of loserville C Now I’m off the social flat line C/B Things are so good that I’m F G Taking down my star trek shrine C,C/B, F, G Bridge C C/B You blew me out on a Sunday night F G You were bored to tears pretending C C/B Knew what you wanted and I’m nothing like the F G guy in your happy ending C C/B Well you were wrong to lead me on F G Now in the night I wake up screaming C C/B Where the hell did I go wrong? F G Where’s Scotty when you need him? C C/B Pinch me, is this real? F G I’m on a one-way ticket back to loserville C Heading for the social flat line C/B Things are so bad that F G I’m dusting off my star trek shrine C C/B This is where it ends and I can taste the glory F G How can I depend C On a better story maybe? C/B Knew it could of saved me F G Think about her all the time C C/B It’s like I never had her valentine F G So I guess I better kiss goodbye C To my ticket outta loserville Outro-C,C/B, F, G, C(1 stroke on C)